Crazy Openers and Things to Say
Dating coach Braddock just posted some hilarious tweets. You can follow him at LS_Braddock. In case you aren’t following me yet, follow me at LS_Bonsai. We regularly share dating tips and new thoughts on dating science. Plus, if you follow both of us you can view conversations Braddock and I are having with each other. It’s almost like you are eavesdropping on us!
So back to the hilarious tweets. Here are some things Braddock used to say to girls as openers or just simple phrases in 2009 to pickup women (copied verbatim from his tweets). Use at own risk.
-(As opener) “Those tits are the real deal.”
-As opener: “You are like 200lbs of shit your pants. God damn!”
-(As opener) “My friend wants to make babies with you.”
-(As opener) “Listen you beautiful bitch, I need to know you.”
-”You are a bad mother fucker” as opener.
-(Bet from Calabrese, Dubbsy, Daxx) “Listen you are really cute and it’s fun talking to you, but I think it’s time you give me your wallet”
My favorite in 2009 as an opener is “Who wants to get pregnant?!” Stolen from fellow instructor Calabrese. He and Helicase are the grandmasters when it comes to saying outrageous stuff. You definitely WANT to play tell her with these guys!
haha! definitely gotta try “those tits are the real deal” opener !
Sweet! Let me know how that works out for you! If you get slapped, you will get honorable mentions by me :)
haha! definitely gotta try “those tits are the real deal” opener !
Sweet! Let me know how that works out for you! If you get slapped, you will get honorable mentions by me :)
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